Tuesday 26 March 2019

Top 10 Summer Movies 2019


Because British summer time starts on the 31st of March, I’ve decided to list the movies that I’m most looking forward to across the summer season this year. While it’s been in a bit of a rut in a last few years Summer still remains my favourite time of year to go to the cinema to kill a couple of hours. So I thought just for fun I’d list my personal 10 most anticipated films this year list. The way this will work is 10-6 will be the films that while I’m not excited about I am interested in seeing and 5-1 will be the ones I am exciting about seeing. Also don’t except any of the live action Disney remakes on this list as I’m boycotting those, enjoy!

10. Toy Story 4


I feel like the response to Toy Story 4 being at number ten will be about the same as the response that the movie has had so far: mixed. When it was announced by in 2014 my first response was to post a clip from ‘The Thick of It’ where Malcolm Tucker screams the line “For F**k sake”. Like everyone else I was pretty satisfied with the ending to Toy Story 3 and how it wrapped up the trilogy nicely, Andy grew up and the toys found a new home, it was a heavy and emotional ending that left many people (myself included) in tears by the time it was over. So when Toy Story 4 was announced it felt like a punch to the gut as it meant that the thirds films perfect ending was officially ruined.  And honestly things didn’t get a lot better when the first trailer dropped and they introduced “Frokey”, who so far looks to be the Jar Jar Binks of the Toy Story movies, his look is just…weird and this voice so far is really annoying (also the name sounds stupid). Another thing I’m worried about for this movie (which I noticed after the new trailer that dropped recently) is how much of a role all of the other characters are going to play like Jessie, Rex, Ham and The PhatatoHeads as the new trailer only focuses mostly on Woody, Buzz, Bo Peep and (sadly) Frokey which makes me worry that the others won’t be featured very heavily.

That being said though I won’t lie there’s still a part of me that’s (somewhat) interested in what will happen in this movie and the more smaller and personal story given in the recent trailer helps that, It’s also nice to see that this movie is pretty much being marketed as the last in the series meaning that (Hopefully) Toy Story 5 won’t be a thing. So overall while I wouldn’t say I’m exited I am curious at least even if the only word that pops into my head whenever I watch the trailer is Irrelevant.

9. Detective Pikachu

While number 9 and 10 should be the other way around (Detective Pikachu at 10 and Toy Story 4 at 9) there is a few redeeming factors that make Detective Pikachu higher on this list then Toy Story 4. The obvious one being it’s the first of it’s kind as fans have been crying for a live action Pokémon movie for years now. Another thing I like is how faithful the film makers have been to the designs of the characters and how unlike the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie was able to make them look exactly the same but with added texture (like fur etc etc) which is a nice touch and bringing back Ikue Otani to voice him when other humans are speaking to him is also nice too . However that being said with years of rich history, law and thousands of games and stories you could of adapted from it dose raise an eyebrow that the first thing you adapt is the game where Pikachu f***ing talks.  

It’s just a bit too distracting how a character (who’s mostly stayed silent) all of a sudden be pouncing English sentences and words. Even so It dose look like a fun (if not dumb) time at the cinema and might be enjoyable enough to get a pass.

8. Hellboy

Call me crazy (actually please don’t) but I haven’t seen the two Guillermo del Toro Hellboy movies with Ron Perlman or read any of the comics this movies based on, I’m not really sure why maybe the character didn’t appeal to me back then, whatever the reason I am actually interested in this reboot, for one it’s R-Rated which Deadpool and Logan proved to be a good thing but I also think suits the type of Character that HellBoy is, another thing is the comedic tone of the film. I haven’t seen the other two so I have no idea if this is staying faithful to the source material but I kind of like it. It gives the movie more of a punk edge but also that it’s not taking itself seriously and just enjoying itself. Either way I’m interested who knows I might actually watch the last two after seeing this.

7. Shazam

DC has been on a strange role recently with the exception of Justice League a lot there films have been….Well….Good? Wonder Woman was amazing and while I haven’t seen Aquaman I’ve heard good things. Shazam has me interested the most as it seems to be if ‘Big’ was a superhero movie, the more comedic and self aware tone gives it more of a enjoyable feel and Zachary Levi performance looks incredible considering he’s playing a 15 year old boy in a mans (or hero’s) body. Overall Shazam looks like a fun time which is what you expect from a summer movie.

6. Hobbs and Shaw

Like Hellboy Fast and Furious has never interested me, I’m not sure why thought it really has just never grasped my attention. The spin-off movie though has me slightly intrigued though I think that’s because of my love for The Rock and his baldhead. Johnson and Statham seem to have good chemistry with each other and Idris Elba once again seems like a badass yet self-aware kind of villain. Like Hellboy the movie seems to have a fun tone and not really taking itself to seriously once again this seems like a fun time.

5. Spider-Man Far From Home

After the disaster that was The Amazing Spider-Man 2 seeing the character be brought into the MCU was a welcome change, sure it lead to some drastic changes from the source material but if that’s what’s needed to us to get good Spider-Man movies I’m all for it. Far From Home look great, Mysterio looks to be in interesting villain and the fact that where FINALLY getting a movie that’s completely outside of New York is refreshing.  Adding Nick Fury and finally seeing these two interact looks to be interesting however I do hope he doesn’t become Peter’s mentor as that would remind everyone too much of the Ultimate Spider-Man Cartoon also maybe more references to Uncle Ben would be nice.

4. Rocketman

As a Pansexual man I’m glad to see more biopics made about LGBTQI+ icons and while the recent news of Paramount trying to cut out a sex scene to avoid an R Rating is stupid (it’s a movie about Elton John what the f**k where you expecting) that still hasn’t ruined my excitement for this movie. Taron Egerton continues to show his range as a an actor and what he can do, the visuals looks fantastic and the theme of fantasy just fells so Elton John it’s hard to put into words. Not really much to say about this one except pure excitement.

3. Tolkien

Another biopic except this ones about the author who wrote Lord of The Rings, considering LOTR is of my favourite trilogy’s finding out how he exactly come up with idea seems interesting to me. While biopics have a reputation for not being 100% accurate usually that doesn’t stop me from enjoying the movie (if it did I wouldn’t of liked The Social Network or Steve Jobs). The theme of art and language as seen in the trailer seems interesting and the visuals shown as references for LOTR should make any nerd happy.

2. John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum



Let me just get this out of the way right now, I f***ing love John Wick, the character, the films, the action everything. To me its Keanu Reeves best role (Sorry Bill and Ted Fans) and seeing this epic trilogy conclude will be the highlight of the summer for me if I’m honest. Halle Berry even looks great with her character looking just as badass as Keanu's and giving him a partner seems interesting. Also any action movie with Dogs in it is a plus in my book.

1. Avengers Endgame

Lets be honest if you didn’t think this would be Number One

You’re an Idiot

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